Showing posts with label commute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commute. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Morning ride

Morning commute always terrifies me. For the past couple of years transit authorities have been working on improving their service to passengers but much still remains to be wished for.

For instance, they replenished their stock with some new or at least upgraded buses and cars. One of the advertised highlights of that upgrade was air conditioning. Promising as it sounded, it immediately turned into another nightmare. Instead of in freezing cars I now have to ride in overheated cars. And I mean a sauna. The windows have been blocked and the doors only open when passengers press "cold buttons" when they want to enter or exit. Bus drivers strip down to their shirts and heat the damn buses to suit themselves. Which means if you ride to work for thirty or forty minutes, unless you take your coat off, too, you'll have sweat literally dripping off you, ruining your hair, the freshly pressed shirt, suit or whatever you're wearing.

I also remember once boarding a train on a cold October morning to discover that it was close to 30 C inside. Windows blocked. Within two minutes, red-faced and dripping sweat from everywhere possible, I approached the train staff asking them to turn off the heat. "It's air conditioning", the answer was, "we've just turned it on. It's going to cool down in about fifteen minutes". Well, that's too late. In about fifteen minutes I was about to already leave the train, back to the cold October morning, steam rising from my clothes, wondering if I was going to come down with a cold on that very day or perhaps the following one. They sounded a bit embarassed about the situation because they had only hauled the train from its last stop back into service, so they had had time to adjust that temperature before passengers boarded, they just didn't think of it, and, apparently, appropriate procedures were not in place.

Another feature of the air conditioning used to be the smell, especially on buses. I don't know whether it was some kind of filters not getting changed or the smell of passengers themselves lingering inside but you practically needed to stop breathing and put on an oxygen mask upon entering a bus. It was unbearable. Luckily, I found my way around it. Transit authorities began updating their schedules with information on the type of bus in service at any given hour. I was so grateful. Took care to only ride the old ones where windows opened, and avoided the upgraded stock.

But it's the passengers who have been the worst. Some of them don't wash often enough, while others maintain inappropriate diet, resulting in gastric problems. It would never occur to me to leave the house without showering. But not everybody gives in to such a waste of time in the wee hours. Greasy hair and smelly bodies splashed with nauseating, cheap colognes. Smoker's breath. The smell of vodka and garlic sausage from yesterday, or of that yummy breakfast of white cheese with chives, burped and exhaled at the unsuspecting you from behind. Chirpy ladies who don't feel the need to lower their voices. Folk reeking of suffocating perfume.

I brace myself to endure these stimuli each time I have to take a bus early in the morning. I never know which ones I'd have to deal with this time and the suspense only adds to the stress of having to get up at five a.m.

Today they were the sauna and the chives breath. A tall, ugly guy sneaked up behind me at one of the early stops and burped. With a hood over my head I had no idea he was even there until I smelled chives. I held my breath and turned to locate the culprit. He just stood there as if nothing had happened. So I moved away. So he moved to the comfortable spot by the window that I left.

Well. The good news that I keep repeating to myself is that at least the bus is never very crowded - I live close to the last stop and don't commute all the way to the city - and I actually can move about and away. Other, and very good, news is that I only get to take that early morning bus once a month. But I can't help wondering how long - if ever - it takes people to get rid of their disgusting habits as they watch the world around them change.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Commando ladies

Some women have the most peculiar way of crossing streets. They want to cross in an illegal spot but, at the same time, avoid being hit by a car. So what do they do? They hide behind someone else's back. Brilliant. Doesn't that make you feel safer? To have someone else's body between you and the car zooming in your direction?

I've encountered one of those women this evening. I sometimes cross streets illegally, too - when I'm in a hurry or it's raining and I don't have an umbrella. It was drizzling today so I decided to cross a six lane road right where I got off the bus. When the traffic stopped at a red light at some distance, I successfully crossed three lanes. I was walking happily along the grassy divider, waiting for the light to change for the other tree lanes. Obviously, I was sure I was alone there, in the middle of the night, the broad divider as well as of my illegal act. All of a sudden I heard someone say right into my ear: "Are we going to make it across?" Man, I jumped! I turned around, startled, and there was a middle-aged platinum blonde in a green anorak behind my back, in a proximity suitable for lovers rather than complete strangers on a desolate street. Or for a thief, and I was carrying a backpack containing my wallet on my back. Instinctively, I tried to move out of her way but she continued to hide behind my back as if she had received a professional army training! At this point I realized I was dealing with a "commando lady". There was no way she was going to be hit by anything while crossing that road! 'Cause I was going to be hit first and serve as her buffer! How sweet. But she was in for a disappointment. I stepped at least three yards away from her towards the middle of the divider, completely to the side from the direction we were both going. It became more than obvious that I didn't appreciate our being glued together. Having no other choice, she passed me and continued her risky enterprise all by herself. Turned her head to see who the uncooperative person was, while I purposefully stopped to let her catch some distance. She crossed alone. I followed after two or three cars passed by.

I had met my first of those commando ladies the other day when I was illegally crossing a huge intersection nearby. She was much younger, in her twenties, and much more determined. I literally couldn't get rid of her. Several times I would stop and then suddenly walk away from her, very fast, along the five lane road we were both about to cross but she kept following me! Her body all curled up close to the ground, like an athlete's waiting for a signal to run short distance, she was clutching her handbag and wouldn't let me move away! I mean that girl belonged in a basketball team. Unfortunately for her, I didn't. I'd rather miss the damned bus than let her use me as a live shield. It was then that I devised the maneouver of moving far to the side. I stepped way back and only then it dawned on her that I was not merely walking back and forth looking for the best moment to enter the road but that I actually wanted to cross that road independently of her. Wild-eyed, she ran for her life. I stayed behind in disbelief. After a while, having made sure no one else was hiding behind my back, I crossed the intersection, too.

I guess people are clever that way around here.